A U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field over yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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i like this joke the best, the pabst smir joke was pretty good too. miss having you guys around here. melissa and i got another dog. we named him kosmo after kramer on seinfeld. he's part schnauzer part poodle. that used to be called a mutt but now if you pay more than $200.00 they cal it a designer dog for you. its nice i guess, he's a schnoodle. he cracks me up how much he is like bitskie. you should try a nice small dog, you may like it better than some of those big dogs you guys have had, ha ha. no such thing as a bad dog. Melissa is also about 16 weeks pregnant. we are excited and nervous. she is through first trimester so she is much less likely to mis carry. we dont know what it is yet. i'm pretty sure its a human, ha ha. melissa is dying to know what the sex is, i could care less really as long as its a healthy baby. well. give me a call sometime or send me an email. still have a blackberry from verizon so if you send me an email during the day i get them on my phone and can reply right then.
peace out,
harry
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