if jared reminds me of calvin does that make me hobbes?

genius

i thought this was funny

an interesting video

The American form of government. (Video)

Happiness depends more on the internal frame of a person's mind than on the externals in the world.

-George Washington, 1787

new music

i put some new songs up that i like to listen to with jared. i couldn't find this one so i put up the video.

i can't wait to go fishing

i was looking through our fishing pictures for some to send to josh and thought to my self..."self, that is one pretty lady holding one pretty fish." i can't go fishing in winter becouse the car will not make it. i am trying to save for a truck. when i get one i will put up some new fishing pictures.

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'

e mail the pres. president@whitehouse.gov

tell him what you think,or save it for the new guy.

Congress: Rank-and-File Members' Salary
The current salary (2008) for rank-and-file members of the House and Senate is $169,300 per year.

Congress: Leadership Members' Salary (110th Congress)
Leaders of the House and Senate are paid a higher salary than rank-and-file members.

Senate Leadership
Majority Leader - $188,100
Minority Leader - $188,100
House Leadership
Speaker of the House - $217,400
Majority Leader - $188,100
Minority Leader - $188,100

A cost-of-living-adjustment (COLA) increase takes effect annually unless Congress votes to not accept it.

435 members of the house,100 senators, 535 total.

530 rank-and-file members...530*$169,300.00=$89,729,000.00

4 leaders of the house and senate...4*$188,100.00=$752,400.00

1 speaker...$217,400.00

$89,729,000.00+$752,400.00+$217,400.00=$90,698,800.00


total salary for 1 year...$90,698,800.00

A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.The man said, "Are you talking to me?"The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

On their first night together, the newly weds decided to set up signalsconcerning their "urges".The lady said "If you want it, squeeze my BOOB once, if you don't want it, squeeze my BOOB twice."The gent said "OK, if you want it, pull my DONG once, if you don't want it, pull my DONG 48 times."

Two married girlfriends had a long standing girls night out, dating back many months, at a local bar. On one evening they both had way to much to drink. When they left the bar, they decided to take the shortcut thru the local cemetery. Half-way thru the cemetery they both decided they had to pee. The one said, 'I will use my underwear to wipe.' Her friend said 'I did not wear any underwear.' She looked around and found a ribbon attached to a bouquet of flowers. The girls walked home and passed out. The next morning one of the husbands called the other husband to complain about the girls night out. He said, 'I am getting very tired and irritated with these girls nights out. My wife came home without her panties!' The 2nd husband said, 'That is not as bad as my situation. My wife had a card between her cheeks that said - We will miss you. From all the guys at the firehouse.