Two married girlfriends had a long standing girls night out, dating back many months, at a local bar. On one evening they both had way to much to drink. When they left the bar, they decided to take the shortcut thru the local cemetery. Half-way thru the cemetery they both decided they had to pee. The one said, 'I will use my underwear to wipe.' Her friend said 'I did not wear any underwear.' She looked around and found a ribbon attached to a bouquet of flowers. The girls walked home and passed out. The next morning one of the husbands called the other husband to complain about the girls night out. He said, 'I am getting very tired and irritated with these girls nights out. My wife came home without her panties!' The 2nd husband said, 'That is not as bad as my situation. My wife had a card between her cheeks that said - We will miss you. From all the guys at the firehouse.